Nanny-Nanny Boo-Boo…

Oh, and by the way…Not to rub it in or anything, but I got Opening Day Tickets!!!! WHOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

1st Crack…

It’s time for everyone to start making “Opening Day Roster” predictions…so here’s my best guess as of this posting:1. 2Base – Adam Kennedy

Here’s hoping he can have a better year than last year. If Kennedy can pull it together and fill the lead-off spot, that extra Right Field position can be used to throw a bit more pop into the lineup.

2. CField – Rick Ankiel

Ank the Tank…I like it! He sure doesn’t look like a two-tracked fighting machine, but let’s hope he can hit like one. A consistent Rick Ankiel will greatly reduce the stress and burden on Pujols‘ shoulders this year (and hopefully his elbow).

3. 1Baseman – Albert Pujols

‘Nuff said.

4. 3Baseman – Troy Glaus

I know Troy’s numbers are a bit “less” when he hits in the clean-up spot, but let’s face it – Rick is too inconsistent to scare anyone; Chris has the infamous “left-handed jinkies” to contend with; and who the hell knows what we’ll get from Juan Gone in a full season. Troy is the only one in the lineup that might make a pitcher sweat enough to occasionally challenge Pujols.

5. LField – Chris Duncan

Dunc seems to hit with or without protection. In fact, the only thing capable of stopping him (other than a left-handed breeze) is himself. So, throw him in the 5 hole and let that tall, windmill swingin‘ frame protect Troy a bit.

6. RField – Juan Gonzalez

Dude…this guy’s old, but he’s been lighting up the batter’s box in Spring Training games. I love Skip Schumaker, but if Kennedy can get the job done in the lead-off spot, Juan could provide some surprising pop in the bottom half of the lineup.

7. Catcher – Yadier Molina

Too slow for the “extra lead-off spot” but not enough pop in the bat for the heart of the order, Yadi gets shoved in the number 7 hole. But let’s face it…anything we get offensively from this guy is a bonus.

8. Pitcher – Adam Wainwright

Opening Day Starter extraordinaire…here’ s hoping he can look more like Anthony Reyes this year and less like himself in the first inning of that Mets/Cards game. And, I gotta’ say…I think I’m a fan of the “pitcher in the 8 hole” strategy – but I reserve the right to backpedal if it goes wrong.

9. SStop – Brendan Ryan

Okay, okay…enough with the Cesar Izturis experiment. I myself just finished making the “send Ryan to AAA” argument on Leach’s blog, but the kid’s hitting better than Izturis (not that a 1 year-old with a wooden rattle couldn’t hit better than Cesar), and he may very well be more versatile (which is key now that Spiezio is gone). Hand him the keys to the car and let’s go drivin‘.

So…that’s it…my first crack at the Opening Day lineup. Here’s a list of the “benchies” (as we will affectionately call them this year) just to round out the post. GO CARDS!!!

Starting Pitchers: 2-Looper, 3-Reyes, 4-Piniero, 5-T.B. Thomps-emeyer

Relief Pitchers: Izzy, Franklin, T. Johnson, Flores, Springer, Ron Villone, B.T. Welle-son

Bench: Skip Schumaker, Ryan Ludwick, Aaron Miles, Jason LaRue, Cesar Izturis

"Who’s the Man Now, Dawg?"

Anthony Reyes – that’s who…

Reyes pitched 3 strong innings today, allowing 2 hits, no walks, and sitting down the Mets‘ starters in strong fashion. I didn’t see it…I had to settle for that god-awful, oxymoronic “Live” Box Score function from the Cardinals’ website…but I heard about it. Okay, I didn’t actually “hear” about it…I read it…about a half hour after the game ended because apparently no one can get their butts in gear after he left the game at the end of the 3rd and write a stinkin‘ article that Cardinals Nation is waiting on pins and needles for…

But I’m not bitter…

Actually, I’m anything but bitter after that start by Reyes. We feel pretty confident Wainwright will be Wainwright, but after that, what do we have? A bunch of question marks (?-?-?-?-?-?). Looper may or may not duplicate his semi-reliable performance of last year…Joel the same…Thompson and Wellemeyer are flipping a coin to see who gets to pitch on any given day…and Mulder may or may not be back to the Mulder of old (Thompson and Wellemeyer refuse to let him borrow their coin to flip for his fate).

But Reyes…previously a question mark (?), now perhaps a hyphen (-) representing the glorious position of stability and ground-zero-ness that he could never reach in 2007…is it too much to ask to expect an exclamation point (!) in his future??? Could he possibly harness the velocity, the command, and the sheer oddity of a flat-ironed cap for the forces of good?

Well, I don’t know…but I know this: as I stared at the riveting numbers of the Live Box Score displayed on my monitor and reliably refreshed every 30 seconds, I couldn’t help but envision a Reyes I once knew in my mind’s eye…a Reyes that appeared rarely in 2006 and most notably in Game 1 of the World Series…a Reyes who could both locate and throw the piss outta’ the ball…a Reyes, dare I say it, who could miraculously hold down a number 3 spot in a seedy St. Louis starting rotation. If only…

I know one thing after today’s game, however…the St. Louis Cardinals are strong. This may not be another championship year…in fact, I would bet against it…but I now see what La Russa meant when he cautioned others to not count them out just yet…I do believe we can win now, this year…and perhaps Anthony Reyes can be just the man we were looking for…

Funny…just 2 months ago, most of us were begging Mo’ to trade the little nut-job – and his little cap too…